| Friday, July 25th, 2008 |
chrissmari
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1:13p |
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blergeatkitty
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1:06p |
buy our random stuff I'm almost done getting rid of stuff...but Kip's got lots of good things left. He made this craigslist ad full of stuff he's looking to get rid of. (And a few things of mine.) Check it out - many interesting deals to be had. (Psst - any of MY stuff, if you're on my friendslist, you can just have it for free. Mine's the Ditmas Park stuff on the end of the ad. Let me know when you want to come pick it up.) |
figmentj
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12:34p |
Blogathon Pimpage & Thanks Originally published at jennamedaris.com. You can comment here or there. Thank you ![[info]](http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) 1_rhiannon_1 and coworker Jacquie for getting me up to $230!
So, I just got around to going to look at Team Venture captain shadesong’s Blogathon Auctions, and good lord. There’s some amazing, gorgeous things there.
Dig this necklace:
That’s one of many beautiful pieces of jewelry, paintings, crafts, and lots of other things. Go look, go bid, do good, and get lovely stuff!
Just don’t take my scarf. |
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overheardnyc
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12:00p |
And Is Lucky the Leprechaun a Prima Donna in Real Life? http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015546.html (Irish service elevator operator is showing new guy the ropes, delivery Thug walks in)
Operator, with Irish brogue: What's up?
Thug: 11 C, man. (thug looks at the new guy)
Thug: You new man? Yo, I gotta ask you a question, do you drink beer?
New guy: Yup.
Thug: You drink Guinness?
New guy: Yeah, sometimes.
Thug: Alright, I gotta know, is the Guinness here different from the Guinness back home?
New guy: I am a Long Island Jew.
Thug: Shit, for real? I thought everybody who worked here was from Ireland.
(thug gets off the elevator to make delivery)
Operator: You should've asked him if it's different buying food in a supermarket instead of having to chase and kill it with a spear.
--E 77th St
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partywhipple
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10:41a |
Gotta pimp the post So Mary and Holly are having a sale and asked me to pimp it for them. Considering they're doing it to get a room at DCon, which is the one time a year I get to see Mary, I cannot refuse. http://scary-mary.livejournal.com/218807.htmlNow go buy their stuff!! Don't do it for me. Don't even do it for them. Do it FOR AMERICA!!! *wipes tear* Current Mood:  amused |
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overheardnyc
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10:00a |
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cubicalgirl
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10:19a |
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doonesburyc
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8:10a |
25/07/2008  |
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overheardnyc
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8:00a |
Where Fox Does Its Recruiting for Moment of Truth http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015544.html (two guys coming out of the bar bathroom)
Guy #1: I'm taking another shot.
Guy #2: What have you got to lose? Pride? Fuck pride.
Guy #1: You're right man.
--Bar, 35th & 3rd
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chrissmari
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8:45a |
haha camera phones suck Posted some pictures from hanging out with Andy last night but they were all OMG TOO BRIGHT stupid camera phone.
Will remember to bring my real camera tonight |
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overheardnyc
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6:00a |
At Least Our Nipples Are Perky! http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015543.html (at the freezer section)
Dumb blond mom: Jesus, why's it gotta be so cold in here?
Dumb blond daughter: Oh god, I know! Like it's not cold enough outside.
--PathMart, Forest Ave
Overheard by: Ben
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overheardnyc
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4:00a |
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kansaschica
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3:21a |
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getfuzzyfeed
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9:54a |
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2:30a |
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snopes_dot_com
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3:00p |
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overheardnyc
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2:00a |
Well, It Is the Number Two Train http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015541.html (a very obnoxious, lingering fart was dropped and filled the entire car during rush hour)
Teen girl to friend: Ohmigod! Let's get out of here, it smells like shit!
Old man, five minutes later: What's the matter with you fucking people? Somebody open up a god damned window!
--2 Train
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overheardnyc
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12:00a |
The Pretty-Girl Entitlement Statute Begins to Wane in Influence http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015540.html (three men hail a taxi and get in)
Girl: Hey, I was over there waiting for a long time. May I have your cab?
Guy #1: Are you serious?
Girl: Yes, I was on the other corner, waiting.
Guy #2 (laughing in her face): Are you fucking serious, lady?
Girl: Buy I was on the other corner waiting for a long time.
Guy #3: Oh, well! You were on the other corner, kiddo. Get more aggressive.
Girl: But guys... I was waiting...
Guy #1 (as taxi leaves): Courtesy, bitch.
--14th & 2nd
Overheard by: Luke
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sibylla
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12:28a |
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chrissmari
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12:08a |
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| Thursday, July 24th, 2008 |
skaggsgirl
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9:38p |
It's a posting frenzy.
My daughter LOVES this sing-a-long video. I.HATE.IT. It's the worst-made video EVER. It's from nineteen-eighty-suck and their clothes suck, their singing sucks, their acting super sucks, and it's just a huge mistake. I swear the girl that starts singing at 3:25 is Becky Connor from the Roseanne show (she starts talking again at 4:44. Tell me how I know her, people! And check out the man with the popped collar.). And the totally gay boy singing with her.....wow. In the video, his name is Sammy. Really. The girl that sings immediately after Sammy has a horrible speech impediment. Hello, let's put her on a video, and let her sing!! Yeah, great idea! Oh and the last song is the huge finale! The song, "Imagination" begins and ends the video, and makes me want to throw up all at the same time. Jazz hands galore.
TRAINWRECK, PEOPLE. IT'S A MELTING POT OF SUCK!!! So I'm sharing it with you. Oh my my my. Get ready to live. You're welcome!
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skaggsgirl
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9:28p |
One more. You can see Lucy's face much better in this one. Oh, and I have no idea if their names match up with their sex....I just name them whatever I want! Julius & Lucy were named by moi, and Oreo & Callie-co were named by Minime. Julius (l) and Lucy (r). Lucy is the most skittish of all, but if she's in the right mood we can hold her.  |
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overheardnyc
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10:00p |
...But, Um, I Assumed He Was Passed Out the Whole Time http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015539.html Girl #1: Okay so like, I wasn't going to tell you guys but Ed* and I really did have sex last night... I was lying on the phone.
Girl #2: But we knew that already! Ed* called me crying this morning because he thought he took advantage of you.
Girl #3: Ok... this is weird.
--9th St & 5th Ave
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overheardnyc
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8:00p |
Isn't There a Bar That'd Take You In? http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015538.html Store employee over loudspeaker: Attention shoppers. The time now is 9 pm. This store is now closing, please bring all your items to the front register.
Loud guy in the back: I don't want to go home!
--238th St & Broadway
Overheard by: Mandy
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cjsmith
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3:58p |
Little Girl and Duchess (Mostly notes for myself, but hey, if anyone is particularly interested in these cats, here you go. :-) ) Vet called with results of yesterday's renal panel. She is "stabilized and even slightly improved". Again calcitriol was suggested, and as she's not on it, I need to ask about getting some for her. Duchess goes in on Saturday for fructosamine and some vaccination or other. I can ask about LG's calcitriol then, too. Sunday I do a home glucose curve on Duchess using 2 hour intervals, and Monday I'll phone that in. I suspect Duchess is back out of remission, aka diabetic again. We'll see. It occurs to me that I have posted very few pictures of my cats. The Intarnet, I'm doin it rong! Current Mood:  pleased |
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